You'd have to be a middle schooler to think these things are worth lugging around. They were so comically gigantic that my friend April and I joked about turning them into coasters. Then there was a silent pause...both our heads tilted to one side. At the same time, we laughed and determined it should happen. (Meanwhile scantily clad sales girls averted their eyes away from us and towards our husbands who were actually there to try on shoes.)
These of course ended up in my formal living room, where I'm adding metallics at every turn. This addition only set me back $8. Don't you love a happy (repurposed) ending?
**Update** Based on a reader's suggestion, I hot glued a little felt to the bottom, so they stay put a bit better on the table surface.